tinman
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Post by tinman on Oct 1, 2022 6:24:24 GMT -5
Tip of the day (Sep30)-
My human says I pay too much attention to race, but he doesn’t know what it’s like to be a Black Cat in America today, does he? Not being allowed in the main house. Would people be as “allergic” to my floof if it was white? I guess we’ll never know. 🤨
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Post by tinman on Oct 1, 2022 16:47:38 GMT -5
Tip of the day (Oct1)-
If your human insists on standing under falling water every morning like a lunatic, just let them. Trying to mount a rescue operation just gets you all wet, and they still keep doing it.
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Post by tinman on Oct 3, 2022 15:26:33 GMT -5
Tip of the day (Oct 2)-
When frightened, stay by your human’s leg. He may seem cuddly to you, but to everything else he’s a vicious, dangerous, predator. Nothing can hurt you if you hide behind him.
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Post by tinman on Oct 3, 2022 19:47:49 GMT -5
Tip of the Day (Oct 3)-
It’s important to always walk with your tail held high, except when sneaking up on a bird. Do not hold your tail up and lashing when trying to sneak. I always forget this one.
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tinman
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Post by tinman on Oct 4, 2022 18:57:10 GMT -5
Tip of the Day (Oct 4)-
This toy:
RULES! Get your human to get you one and make them make it go for you. So satisfying to do pouncing practice on real feathers that flutter like a wounded bird. Really gets the old hunting instinct up to a boil. I should get an affiliate link or something. I’ll get my human on that.
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tinman
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Post by tinman on Oct 5, 2022 15:06:03 GMT -5
Tip of the Day (Oct 5)-
If your litter box is not cleaned often enough, help your human remember with a turd on his pillow. He will never forget again.
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tinman
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Post by tinman on Oct 6, 2022 16:06:58 GMT -5
Tip of the Day (Oct 6)-
If your human ever takes you back to the building where those people put the cone on you that one time, kill all of them.
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tinman
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Post by tinman on Oct 8, 2022 16:58:02 GMT -5
Tip of the day (Oct 7) -
When your human is constantly late posting your life-tips, bat the smallest of his screen-thingys off the table and bust the screen. Show him you mean business.
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Post by tinman on Oct 9, 2022 6:16:35 GMT -5
Tip of the Day (Oct 8)-
If a neighbor cat, or a *shudders* stray, should approach your yard, don’t overreact. Give it a hiss. If it enters your yard, his and spit and arch your back. Set your floof to “war mode”. If it keeps coming, kick its ass. Use your claws. Tolerate no other cats in your area. Dogs should just have their asses kicked on sight, but a more cautious cat might limit themselves to running inside the cave and hissing and growling at it through the forcefield until your human goes out to chase it away. (Or… play with it, the traitor!).
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me tooooo
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